a tree once cut down (andyandmicaulyk) wrote,
a tree once cut down

Dear Woody Allen,
I was the only person in the theatre in which your film was playing tonight. You may be glad to know that I took this liberty to lounge out across three of the seats, but still I felt that there was something unsettling with the situation, especially when I looked around each time Larry David adressed the camera as though he was speaking to a full/semi-full audience. Then, when the film ended I exited the theatre to find a thousand cases of Harry Potter followers lining the walls with purple nylon capes, black lipstick and worse. I'm sorry that your work was displayed at AMC 24 in Hamilton.

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